Bling Bob walks over to Cao...slaps him at the back of the head..."Damn CE qeers...none of em can fight!!!"
Mr. Xiahou Dun
6/5/2008 10:09:29 PM
"What did you just say? Oh its on now!"
*Bling Bob takes a big swig of whiskey and suddenly passes out. He wakes up two days later at the bottom of the gutter in the alley robbed of all his money and left with nothing but a permanent marker by his side. He glances into a puddle and sees his reflection, his face is covered in marker!
"Feeling proud of his new identity, Bling Bob burps and stumbles back to the bar. Entering, he finds all the qeers again, dancing the walts and schnoozling with each other. Stumbling towards his peanut butter whiskey, a joyfull glee comes over his scribbled face. Turning his butt to the poofs, he let out an almight fart...."Their you go loverboys...sniff em and weep...you all been pimped"....lol
Mr. Xiahou Dun
6/5/2008 10:20:36 PM
*Slowly Cao begins to wake from his fart-induced coma
"Ugh, that was disgusting, nobody could survive a fart like that!"
*The smelly scribbleface suddenly doubles over, wincing in pain. The fart has broken his stomach, and someone immediately calls an abulance. While scribbly is riding to the hospital, Cao opens the door and Bling falls out. He lands in a big pile of mud face first and starts sinking into it. While he is sinking into the mud Cao opens up a big pigpen. A giant pig comes out, walks over, and sits on Bling's face.
feeling relieved to be back in his own "southern" like environment, a glowing sense of relief comes over him. returning to the bar, he finds the *beep* boys touching each other. he smirks. Quickly, he tosses Mars from out behind the bar, tips the ice machine onto the floor and reaches for the overpriced bottle of *beep*aid...JD. grabbing Cao and Skyer. he bends them both over, shoves a bottle of JD up each ones posterior, lifts them both up and gives them a good shake before throwing them into the ice...."Look" he says...double JD on the rocks...shaken not stirred
Mr. Xiahou Dun
6/5/2008 10:33:11 PM
Unfortunetaly for scribbleface, Cao can lay a mighty fart too. He shoots the bottle out of his ass and it gets lodged into bling's eye. Dun then grabs the second bottle out of Sky's ass and shoves it into Bling's other eye. Bling runs around screaming until he accidentaly slips and falls on the ice, breaking his ass. The ice then cracks and his ass gets encased in ice.
suddenly he realises his vision had been impaired, and that the glass bottles provided a new perspective on things. rubbin his ass, he feels the attention of the *beep* boys focused on it. belching, he looks over at Laura...hey Hun he says. Casually strolling over a gleafull looking Cao, he picks up the markers and colours in the gaps in the scribbles..."I am Warrior" he shouts, the scribbles revealing his ancient traditional markings...picking Cao up, he shoves him in Skyers ass and stands them both up...look...twice the man he used to be
Mr. Xiahou Dun
6/5/2008 10:46:57 PM
But the bottles have impared Bling's vision. He doesnt realize he just accidentaly kissed Mars and shoved a chair up his own ass. As the whole bar laughs at the queer with the chair up his ass Cao pulls out his other permanent marker and scribbles a new color onto Bling's face. He makes sure the chair is stuck firmly inside Bling's ass and carries him out to the field. Cao puts a big hat on him and sticks some straw in his mouth... our new scarecrow, if he only had a brain.
as bling sits there he ponders the great powers granted to him...master of the fields...the hops fields....hops and barley...he cast his mind back to the pub...JD...hops ....fields...an overwhelming sense of self gratitude comes over his face....and as he pisses every day over the fields, he watches the workers make the new flavoured JD so enjoyed by the poofboys...word reaches his ears that many had choked to death on this new flavour...Don blamed Cao and called the mob, JD was run out of town for his name sake....and stories were heard all around of Skyer cowering in the corner, fearful of Cao wanting to stick his head up skyers butt again. suddenly, in the distance, he sees Laura, so impressed by his manhood, returning to relieve him of his seat...having spent so long with little willys, she had found a true warrior amoungst the group
Mr. Xiahou Dun
6/5/2008 11:05:17 PM
But what Bob doesnt know is that the field he was in was really just a field of brusselsprouts. Luckily nobody eats brusselsprouts, so nobody gets harmed by the toxic release of the scribbleface. JD continues to make perfect JD's and Skyer has nothing and nobody up his ass. Cao gets The Don to call the mob who goes to the field and unties Bling. They place a bag over his face and put him in the back seat of a car, chair still stuck up his ass. When the car stops and they remove the bag, Bling sees they are at the top of a volcano. Cao and The Don tie the chair to the side of the volcano and dangle Bling upside down above the lava, burning his head to a crisp... Somebody's a little hotheaded =P
And as they throw the scribbled face scarecrow into the volcano, it yelps and screams like a girl. damn they say...it screams like a girl...its one of us...looking around, they realise....SKYER...wheres skyer...looking down, they watch their beloved buttbuddy burn in the volcano. It dawns on them...this scribbleface was soft, like ours, like a babys bum. suddenly, they hear a great warrior voice behind them. boo....cao and don faint. Bling Returns. As they recover from their fainting, they find themselves encased in concrete. Looking up, they see a mighty warrior....he raises his hat to reveal his face....well tanned and toned by the glorious sun, peeled of it marked layer of scribbles, and toughend so well that no markings could scar his face again. He explains how Laura had freed her new hero, and helped capture Skyer, and as she holds their mouths open, Bling dispenses of his Peanut Butter flavoured whiskey urine into their mouths, drowning them in a pool of pee...Chow poofs he says.
Mr. Xiahou Dun
6/5/2008 11:21:32 PM
...And Bling suddenly wakes with a start, and finds himself in a room with bright yellow walls. There are no windows and no doors. The entire thing had just been a dream. Turns out Laura was only a little girl, and the FBI came and took Bob the pedophile away. He refused to go so they knocked him out and threw him into solitary confinement. The guards didnt have any uniforms to fit around the chair in his ass, so they wrote his number down in permanent marker on his face! Crazy Bling bounced around the room, signing to the imaginary Laura... only in your dreams mate.
suddenly it dawned...Bling Bob, the son of a builder knows all about buildings. He vows to clear his name of the evil ring of paedo dealers that framed him. Focusing all his power in his butt, he crushes the chair and fires it into the wall...using each peice as leverage, he manages to loosen all the brick until the sun shines on his face...freed he hunts Cao, the Don and a very crispy skyer. finding all three, he slaps them silly till they confess their evil ways, cry loads and loads before being taken to the DarkMars space centre, shoved but first onto the top of a rocket and fired into space...."look" Bling laughs "rocketmen dressed as the village people.
With Cao and Don circling Uranus, Bling Bob enters the DarkMars Bar. sits down and looks around. "Barman" he says " Peanut Butter Whiskey - now"
Mr. Xiahou Dun
6/5/2008 11:42:11 PM
Looks like Bling's aim is a little off. Thee rocket never reaches Uranus and lands on the surface of Mars, the location of the true DarkMars Space Center. Once there, Cao, Don, and Skyer meet a bunch of little Martian men, eager to worship the three mighty warriors as their gods. Luckily, one of The Don's men is fluent in Martian and he is able to bargain a ride back to Earth on their spaceship. After the quick ride back, the men are dropped off back at the stools in mars' bar. The 3 guys then take Bling and throw him into the alien tractor beam. The aliens beam Bling up and tie him down to the table... its probe time for Bling!
Suddenly a bright light bears down on them...a voice calls out from deepest space "Warrior - arise". Bling rises and is raised to the glories of space by the all powerign light. "You are the chosen one" it says "for no person can drink eanut butter whiskey but you...and us gods" ...return...and take your place as the greatest peanut butter whiskey drinking god. Bling dissapears from the heavens, and in a flash of blinding light reappers in the DarkMars bar, moulded by the powers of light and dark. He flashes a blinding look across the bar, spots Laura - "Hey Hun" he glows...feel like sharing a peanut butter whiskey. Cao, in panick piddles all over the Dons foot, while Skyer dashes for the corner, clutching his butthole dreading the Return of Cao's head.
Mr. Xiahou Dun
6/6/2008 12:00:40 AM
The entire pub is awed and amazed by the almighty Bling god. Everyone bows down before his awesome might. But then Cao shouts out from the back of the room: "He is no God, just look at his face!"
They all gasp, Bling's face is covered in scribbles! "Gods dont have scribble faces!" Cao says. "He is one big fake." Laura slaps Bling acrosss the face and the angry bar patrons grab their pitchforks and torches and chase the phony out of the bar. He slips on the ice again and he slides across the pond. He picks up speed until eventually he breaks his nuts by crashing into a tree. As he sits on the ground crying Skyer takes the tree and shoves it up Bling's ass...payback!
Being a god had empowered Bling. Already a powerul mage, his power had increased. Knowing that even the simplest of magic could fool any CE poof...like that one time, in band camp, Cao cast a spell for gold and turned Mlife into a turkey fowl.
Being a god allowed him to present what seemed to be a scarfaced Bling....ahhh...the power of magic on a simple mind. As Jd hid in far off galgaxies, Bling casts the illusion of an explosion. Simple Minds. Appearing in all his handsome warrior glory, "hey hun" he says, winking at Laura. At little twitch of his finger raises skyer into the air, landing him back on Cao's head. He glances at the Don, raises an eyebrow and plonks the Don square on top of the jukebox. With the jukebox up Dons ass, Bling flicks his fingers and a coin appears. Showing it up Dons nose begins the music. Bling sits down. Clicking his fingers, Skyer begins to spin like a playground horseride on Cao head, to the tunes coming out Dons *beep*. "Barman" bling says "I'll have that Peanut Butter Whiskey now!
Mr. Xiahou Dun
6/6/2008 1:00:09 AM
Bling walks over to the bar stool and tries to sit down. He cannot get on the stool because of the giant tree sticking out of his ass, and he pathetically falls over and breaks his head on the bar. The almighty gods see this pathetic fool and realize they have made a mistake, and Bling's god powers are taken away from him. The gods then free the Don, Skyer and Cao, and give Cao one wish.
"I wish for a time machine" Cao says, with a devious glare in his eyes. Its a strange wish but the gods comply and grant him a time machine. Cao quickly returns to Alabama of the late 1800s. There he finds a man by the name of George Washington Carver, famous for creating peanut butter. Cao kidnaps Carver and brings him back to the future so he can never create peanut butter... no more peanut butter whiskey!
Realising that Cao trees trick was not magic, but rather a cheap party trick helped on by drug enducement, Bling rises. Looking around, he sees no peanut butter whiskey. Hasnt been invented yet. Damn. Realising it did exist, because of the taste on his lips, he vows to have it back. Kicking cao on the groin pops two small nuts out of his mouth. he squeels and runs away...very much like a girl would in fact. Taking these two tiny nuts, he crushes them to become fetiliser. he plants all the shells from the peanut covered bar floor, he buries them he begins the chant....only the chant a true god would know...and from the nether world he raises the spirits of his ancestors, instructing them to retuurn to their past, follow the great trail to Alabama, and become guardians to the thoughts and ideas of one young GW Carter.
And as the generations of his ancestors watch and pass the knowledge through time in the past, stories of an evil CE legend appear in the present, but most important of all.....Bling looks down at his hand...a Warriors hand. As he opens it, it bears his family mark, given at birth. He opens his hand and their, inscribed in his palm....the receipe for Peanut Butter Whiskey. "Barman" he cries, raising his open hand..."I'll have this...a Peanut buttern whiskey"
Mr. Xiahou Dun
6/6/2008 7:07:53 PM
Bling walks over to the counter to give Mars the secret recipe for peanut butter whiskey. As he apporaches the counter, Cao begins to recover from the blow to his nuts. He staggers around then steadies himself, and sees Bling going to tell Mars the recipe for the dreaded drink. Quickly, Cao fashoins an arrowhead out of the peanut shells on the floor. Once finished he grabs the young Mr. Shavish sitting on the barstool next to him and places the pointed weapon on top of his head, creating a crude javelin. He tosses shavish across the room, directly at scribbleface. The javelin man pierces bling in the ass, knocking him to the ground.
Cao then runs over to Bling who now has a tree and a javelin up his ass and grabs his hand. Cao then pulls out his trusty marker and draws all over Bling's hand, covering the peanut butter whiskey recipe. Cao then draws all over Bling's other hand to ensure he cannot draw the recipe on that one either. Cao then goes into his time machine, goes back in time and improvements the legend of the evil CE to the evil Bling god. When he returns to the present he finds that the village wizard has banished Bling to another dimension, where he will stay forever with a tree and a javelin up his ass...
What Cao forgets, that in dimensional terms, forever is not that long. During his travel through the dimensions, he meets alternate versions of himself, as a leader, a warrior, a wize mage, a builder, until he finally meets an old man. This old man tells him a story, of some young warriors that fought in the time of Sparta, led by the evil Ctopha. He tells how these warriors were brave, and how he, as a humble builder was driven to war, and how, after many years of fighting, stood at the gates of Sparta. He tells how he destroyed Sparta using none more than the trusted hammer in his hand, driving the evil Ctopha into exile. After this great legend, he tells of a young group of warriors, who fought long and hard into the night. He told of how he observed them, day and night, watching their every move, good and bad, until he knew everything there was to know. He tells of how they became Cease to Exist, a kingdom into their own. But then a sadness falls over his face, as he continues the tale, of how an evil orchestra of Musicians had corrupted them, and turned them into cowards, hiding in dark corners, until even the Elements could hurt them, and that rather than return to their days of glory, they chose to scribble and play with each others willy's - small as they were.
He then tells of how his children had become warriors, slaying men who claimed to be Holy,and how when the lights went out, their KD was crushed by the evil Musicians, who bought favours from the VU gods for extra days. And then how, when the kingdom they lived in was at its lowest point, the warrior in the Bling genes rose, and took on the wrath of the elements...rage in heart, blood bursting from every vein...and how he crushed the elements....leaving nothing but dust in his wake. This, the old man says, was your father. You are are a Bling, and Blings always win. Removing the foreign objects from Bling, he dressed him in a suit of armour, like none other. Moulded from the dust of the stars and galaxies, it could never be penetrated. Chanting aloud, he cast Bling back to the reality he knew...one where an Evil Empire had corrupted the world, and made them all wish to cease to exist.
Entering the DarkMars Bar, he finds the evil platoon, dressed in their YMCA outfits. He nods at the Don, who looks around nervously as Bling begins to play with a coin. A whimper is heard in the corner, as suddenly a crispy critter Skyer dashes by, clutching his buthole squeeling "Not again" Bling smiles. "Barman" he says "Peanut Butter Whiskey". Mars looks confussed. "I dont know this drink" he says. "All we have is JD, which has an odd piss taste" he replies. "Aah" says Bling "Then I shall have to discover the mystery of the disappering Peanut Butter Whiskey. I would need peanuts" he says, glancing in Cao's direction. "I have no nuts" Cao replies, in a REALLY high pitched, squeeky girls voice. "Barman" says Bling, "bring me a glass". Mars returns with a glass. Bling draws out his knife, and slowly makes a shallow slice across the palm of his hand. The peeps gasp, as the blood that slowly emerges is not that of a human, but a god. And this blood was Peanut Butter Whiskey. Bling lifts the glass, and swigs this Godly juice back...and as he returns the glass to the counter, he flicks the coin at the Don, landing straight in his nose.
Strangely, music begins to play out of the Dons butt, sending Cao sqeeling to the door....still running like a girl. A hand grabs his shoulder, and as quick as a flash, Cao finds himself locked in a headlock. Blings hand slips into Cao's pocket, and , pulling out a marker pen, scribbles all over Cao's face. Skyer squeels in fear as his poofleader is turned in Scribbleface, and within seconds, finds himself back in a very familiar position of spinning around to Dons but music with a scribbleface Cao stuck up his bum.
A young man steps forward, picks up the glass and heads out the door. "Thankyou" he whispers to Bling, sliding a card into Blings hand...as he escapes to his freedom. Bling reads the card. "GW Carter - Inventor" is written on it. Bling smiles. "Peanut Butter Whiskey is back on the menu boys and girls" he announces.
Mr. Xiahou Dun
6/6/2008 9:42:22 PM
…and the days go by as Bling enjoys his peanut butter whiskey and relaxes at the pub. It takes him about a week to get the tree out of his ass but he manages to pull it out, and is finally able to go back to hitting on Mars. It seems like all is quiet and that Bling has finally won the battle, but little does he know that things are far from over.
One seemingly normal day Bling is sitting at the bar drinking his horrendous whiskey. After about two and a half glasses the pussy Bling is already staggering drunk. While he is singing a drunken rendition of his favorite song Sweet Caroline, A mysterious cloaked man walks into the bar and sits down on the stool near Bling. “What’ll you have?” Bartender Mars asks as he pushes Bling away who is trying to kiss him. “…I’ll have a Jack Daniels” the cloaked man says as he slowly removes his hood. Cao Cao has returned! Bling takes one look at his face and is immediately shocked.
“Wha, what happened to the scribble? How did you get it off?” Bling stammers while cowering in the corner of the bar. “You fool” Cao laughs, “I am the almighty master of the marker, some might even say I am a scribble God! I have complete control over the markers and the marks that they leave!” Cao whips out a new, elaborately colored marker and draws all over Bling’s face. Suddenly Bling finds himself unable to move, he has been trapped by the power of Cao’s almighty scribbles. With a wave of his hand, Cao sends Bling flying across the room; his face smashing every single bottle of peanut butter whiskey behind the bar. As the Blings of the past look down upon the sorry state of their son, they try to help and free Bling from the curse of the scribble. Bling screams like a prissy girl as he runs out of the bar, leaving his nuts behind him.
But when Bling exits the bar he finds another surprise waiting for him. The mafia is waiting for him outside the bar, with The Don leading the way. Bling falls to his knees and begins to cry, as the mafia closes in around him. “So, you thought you could make a fool of me did you?” said The Don. “I don’t like it when somebody tries to mess with me. When they do, I have Fat Tony take care of them.” A big brute comes out of the shadows, wearing a stupid grin on his face and carrying a bottle of Jack Daniels and a funnel. The Don holds a gun to Blings head while Fat Tony takes the funnel and sticks it into Bling’s mouth. After Bling stops crying and screaming, the men begin pouring the JD down into the funnel, forcing Bling to drink it. Bling is unable to handle all the alcohol, and after about 3 sips he throws up and passes out.
After making sure he is completely passed out, The Don then shoots Bling in the hand, making him start to bleed peanut butter whiskey. Don places the hand over a sewer and starts to drain all the peanut butter whiskey out of Bling. As he is being drained, Fat Tony continues pouring the JD into his mouth. After about ten minutes of draining, peanut butter whiskey stops flowing out of Bling’s body and JD slowly begins to trickle out. “Blood Transfusion-Mafia Style” says The Don as he kicks Bling back into the gutter he was born in and throws the funnel and bottle at his face, and they ride away.
While Bling is lying there with alcohol poisoning, another person is creeping in the shadows. Another cloaked figure comes out from the depths of the alley and stealthily walks over to the drunken slob. The man steps out into the light where his face can be seen; the mighty Skyer has returned for his revenge. Skyer sees the funnel and bottle that the Don left for him, and smiles deviously. He walks over to Bling and kicks him a few times to make him stir slightly. When Bling finally comes to, he looks up to see Skyer holding the funnel and the bottle. “Nooooo, not again!” Whines Bling. “Oh don’t worry, this wont be going in your mouth” Skyer grins. Skyer takes the funnel and shoves it up Bling’s ass. He then pops open the bottle of JD and begins to pour it into the funnel. Bling feels a painful burning sensation as the JD slowly begins to burn his ass. Just when Bling doesn’t think he can take it anymore, Skyer takes out the funnel and throws him to the ground.
As Bling sits there writhing in pain; Cao and The Don return to finish the job. The Don quickly knocks Bling out with the but of his gun and ties him up. Cao then pulls out his mighty markers and draws a huge target on the back of Bling’s ass. The Don then comes back and drags Bling into his car and drives away. When Bling finally wakes up he finds himself in a familiar bale of hay, only this time his ass is facing a line of archers. The archers take aim at the target and fire… Direct Hit =P
as the arrow bounced harmlessly to the ground, Bling grins. "The old man was wise" he mutters.
Freeing himself from the bales of hay, he pulls out his Stardust cloth, wipes his face, removing all signs of markings. "The old man was truly wise" he says. I guess all that observation paid off. He said they would do exactly that. And the acting lessons had paid off. The plan had been cunning.
Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out a tiny leaf, placed it on his tongue and felt the surge of adrenaline rush through his veins...a godly adrenaline....a peanut butter whiskey adrenaline. Within microseconds, the peanut butter whiskey flowed through his veins, clearing it of the harmless kiddie juice known as JD.
As he heads back into town, he glances down at the sewer. “The plan is working”...within hours the molecules react with the water, creating Peanut Butter Whiskey. As the town’s water is converted, Bling heads for the DarkMars Bar. Stepping inside, he removes his coat to reveal his inpenetrable suit of armour. “Barman” Bling calls out “Peanut Butter Whiskey”. Mars glances over at the CE goofs, still wearing their Village People outfits. “uhhh..the CE crew confiscated it all” Mars says regrettably. “Open the taps” Bling orders, eyes firmly fixed on Cao. “Dear Golly Gosh” M*beep*xclaims “.. the water...its....its Peanut Butter Whiskey!”
“I’ll have the house water then” Bling declares.Bling flashes a wink over to Laura “Hey hun” before leaping forward into a flying kick. All 3 squeal as Bling’s godlike foot crashes squarly into Caos chin, smashing his teeth into tiny fragments, whilest simultaneously smashing the Don and Sizzled Skyer’s nose into internal breathing body parts. As all three crash to floor in agony, Bling flips himself onto his feet, reaches into his pocket and pulls out a large tube of crazy glue and a coin.Picking the bawling babes, he squirts crazy glue onto each ones head. Then, punching each one in the stomach, he whips down there pants as they bend in winded agony. He shoves Dons head into Skyers sizzled butt, Dons into Cao’s butt, and Cao’s into Skyers all too familiar butt.
Heading back over to the bar, he flicks the coin into the jukebox, lifts the Peanut Butter Whiskey to his lips and sips it, as the music starts. Dons instinct to move causes the 3 to start spinning in a circle. Bling takes downs the Peanut Butter Whiskey, glances over to Mars...”look, a merry CE butt goround” he chuckles...”...get me another Peanut Butter Whiskey barman”
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Mr. Xiahou Dun
6/10/2008 12:14:01 AM
Bling sits his fat ass down on the usual stool and tries once again to drink his horrendous peanut butter whiskey. As he sits there completely wasted, he grins at his success and gives Mars a victory hug. After several failed attempts to talk to Laura, Bling gives up and falls asleep on the bar, peanut butter whiskey drooling out of his mouth. While Bling is taking his glorious nap, the Cease trio is sitting there trying to figure out why Bling glued three cats together to make a merry-go-round. “He really needs to pay more attention to whose heads he is gluing.” Snickered Skyer.
So the Cease men, completely unharmed walk over to Bling and sit down on the stools around him. “So guys, what do you think we should do to him?” Asked Cao. “I mean, he already has a scribbleface, he is already missing an arm, and I lost track of all the things shoved up his ass. He’s been beaten, blown up, probed, had his blood drained, turned into a popsicle, and filled with Jack Daniels, I don’t know what could be any worse than that!”
Before they decide what to do with Bling the three guys have to clean up the sewage system. Luckily for them, the don has mafia connections in the “waste removal” industry, and he quickly makes a few calls. Within a day the entire stash of peanut butter whiskey is “taken care of” by the mafia, and nobody asks any more questions about it. Now it was time to return attention back to the passed out peanut butter scribbleface.
That’s when Cao comes up with an idea… He runs over to his time machine and goes back in time about 6-7 years ago, in OrlandoCalifornia. Once there he runs over to the Nickelodeon studios and finds the new show planning room. He bursts down the door and begins frantically looking through the files. After hours of searching he finally finds what he is looking for, the plans for a show called Bob the Builder. Cao takes out his most permanent marker, and rewrites the very first episode of the script. When the show airs, about 15 minutes into the episode, Bob gets run over by a dump truck and dies, and the show is taken off the air. Cao, having successfully destroyed the Bling ancestry, returns to the present. When he gets there he finds that because there was no Bob the Builder there was no Bling Bob. Peanut butter whiskey was never created, and the Cease guys had won the day…
And as Bling floated the galaxies in obscuerity, energy from the stars began to draw themselves towards this mysterious all powerful lifeforce. And as time went by, a warrior began to emerge. A warrior that time knew, even if the human race had "forgotten". And suddenly, in a blaze of light, the warrior re-emerged...formed by the galaxies with an eternal craving for peanut butter whiskey. The entire universe now depended on this single requirement. It must be found and consumed, or all would perish as the galaxy collapsed on itself. Bling followed his destiny, a path he knew in his genetics, and soon found himself standing outside the DarkMars Bar....
Mr. Xiahou Dun
6/23/2008 12:59:30 AM
...When Bling walks into the bar he is quickly surrounded by all of the don's henchmen. While being held at gunpoint a familiar figure emerges from the shadows. "Good to see you again Mr. Bob." Cao says. "I see that you still have scribble all over your face." Bling screams and curls up in a little ball while the don laughs at him. Cao picks up bling and ties him to a chair. He faces Bling in front of a television and tapes Bling's eyes open. Cao then turns on the TV and pops a video into the VCR. The screen lights up and the title says: "12 hour sing-along! Starring Barney the Dinosaur, and Michael Jackson!" Enjoy your video! Mwahahahaha!
